Alright gentlemen, it appears that the new hobby is discovering strange items that you can stick up your arse. If you do that have your girlfriend stuff it in with a strap-on.
Here is a brilliant principle that future butt-centric investigators need to consider: “If this happens, I have to clarify what I was doing. ” Just remember that: It doesn’t make a difference how great your reason was and that “you fell and it goofed there,” nobody will believe it.
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